If you’re even remotely mature, this article is not for you.
Upstanding members of a local community in Australia are celebrating news that a local landmark and constant butt of lewd jokes is about to be removed from the skyline.
The unfortunately-shaped Queen’s Wharf Tower in Newcastle, New South Wales was erected as part of Australia’s bicentenary celebrations in 1988.
But from the outset, the structure has been hard-on the eyes of locals and visitors from around the world who could not help but notice the distinct phallic shape of the building that thrusts into the air.
According to local newspaper reports, the 180 steps leading to the circular observation tower will remain open for another six months. After that, contractors will not be dicking around and will reduce the tower’s size and rigidity faster than a night on the beer.
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