PhotoShop is the work of the Devil.
Yesterday morning, the postman arrived at Demolition News Towers weighed down by the usual sack load of writs and death threats interspersed with bills. But there, in amongst the piles of paper that we laughingly refer to as “fan mail” was a package containing a nice new beanie hat from the fashion emporium of C&D Consultancy.
Given the current weather conditions in ol’ Blighty and my personal love of hats, the package was both timely and welcome. To celebrate, I thought I’d take a photo of myself sporting said head-gear and popped it onto Facebook for the world to see.
However, I had reckoned without Andy Hair at Northerntrack; purveyor of fine demolition attachments to the gentry and closet PhotoShop wizard. Within seconds, he not only suggested that I resembled Ali G but then set out to prove his point.
Personally, I can see the similarity…but dozens of Facebook friends apparently disagree.
