Just what you always wanted; a coat hanger made from rebar.
You know how it is. You’ve been to the store and bought a manly shirt to go with a butch suit and a particularly fetching tie that is literally oozing with machismo. On the surface, your wardrobe simply couldn’t be more manly if it grew a pair.
But wait. The testosterone-fuelled manliness of your wardrobe ensemble is being let down by a namby-pamby, limp-wristed and flimsy hanger.
What you need is the (unfortunately named) Man Hanger, a hanger constructed from industrial strength steel reinforcing bar that comes in at a suitably spendy $25 a pop.
While there is little question that the Man Hanger will last a lifetime, I fear that the makers have overlooked one important aspect of the flimsy alternative’s popularity.
Unless you are the Incredible Hulk, just how are you going to bend this baby into a replacement car radio aerial?