Take one moron, add a hammer, and retire to a safe distance.
Every year, the Darwin Awards commemorate individuals who protect the Earth’s gene pool by making the ultimate sacrifice of their own lives. Darwin Award winners eliminate themselves in an extraordinarily idiotic manner, thereby improving our species’ chances of long-term survival.
Now, while we’re pretty sure he survived, we think the waste of blood and organs depicted in this video – pithily titled “moronic man with a hammer – one man demolition team – deserves an honorary mention.